May 28, 2003

Roses are red
Violets are pretty
Jayson Blair's poems
Are very very...
Ummmm...

What rhymes with "pretty" and means "excruciatingly bad"? (Whatever it is, it don't involve Kitty.)

Update: Semi-literate-y! That's it. Thanks, Joanne!

Posted by Jim Treacher at May 28, 2003 05:47 PM
Comments

I am pretty sure it isn't "witty". Although Jayson Blair in gerenal is a pity.

Posted by: Steven at May 28, 2003 05:58 PM

These poems spoke to my soul, what with all their funky colored text and footnotes and helpful Merriam-Webster definitions to aid me understanding their depth and range of human emotion and such words as "kaleidoscope". Gritty stuff, man.

Posted by: Flynn at May 28, 2003 06:21 PM

Britney? (Well it sure ain't Kitty)

Posted by: K. Bukkake at May 28, 2003 06:42 PM

Bitty?
Pretty?
Quitty?

Shit, man, I don't know.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian at May 28, 2003 07:15 PM

My husband, in the middle of an angry tirade, mentioned that he "was knee-deep in pussy shit" today. (He cleaned the catbox.)

There's something about that phrase that tickles my brain.

Posted by: Keith at May 28, 2003 08:13 PM

Semi-literate-y.

Posted by: Joanne Jacobs at May 28, 2003 10:17 PM

I detect at least 3 plagiarized lines here, 2 from the first Barry Manilow album, 1 from Chicago 35th.

Posted by: John at May 29, 2003 06:46 AM