May 20, 2003
I like how they put it in boldface to remind you what a loser you are. Even after an Instalanche, a Blairalanche, a Michele-a-lanche (with boobage!), various other 'lanches... Hell, it even hit #50 on Blogdex for about 5 minutes. So it's not like nobody checked it out. The suckiness falls squarely on my shoulders. I guess it's only been a day, but not even one person? Damn. Well, at least maybe somebody got a laugh out of the product descriptions.
I just knocked a dollar off everything, if that affects your decision. Any cheaper and there's no point in even doing it. Or if you have any requests, let me know. Just keep in mind that most of the cartoon parodies and stuff like that would undoubtedly enter a whole different legal area if bux started changing hands.