Here are some Treacher-related items for you to purchase. Be sure to read the solicitation copy, because I took a whole 5 minutes to write up the whole lot.
And then... CONSUME THOSE ITEMS!!!
P.S. Yes, yes, I know they suck. Their suckiness isn't really the issue, is it? Okay, well, maybe it is for you if you're putting your credit card number on the line. Well, I'm open to suggestions, all you geniuses.