Check out Welch's account of his recent Afflecktion on national TV. Not only is it a great story, but it turns out my former stalker Dawn Olsen inadvertently helped get him there! (And the pits weren't so bad, Matt. I've pitted myself out a lot worse just forcing myself to go to the grocery store EVERYBODY ALWAYS LOOKS AT ME STOP LOOKING AT ME, let alone going on TV in a light gray shirt. Hell, I would have turned that shit into a wet t-shirt contest if I'd been up there.)
And then at the opposite end of Outer Flyover, Elizabeth Spiers is profiled in Sunday's NY Times. That might have been more of a brag before Jaysongeddon, but still. Me? I had a pretty good sandwich the other day, so things could be worse. I mean, I may only get 1,000 visitors a day, but it's 1,000 totally kick-ass visitors. And a full 1.5% of you have even looked into your hearts and decided my disjointed scribblings are worth some of your money. So, you know, national exposure and a living wage, big deal!