Yo, little baby
You lookin' so fine
Let me put my tangent
All up in your cosine
"Inspired" by today's Achewood. Which has a cool new layout. And fan-favorite Ray Smuckles kicks off his weekly column with some advice for Cinco de Mayo (Festival of the Five Mayonnaises):
Look people, if you are going to eat a bunch of Mexican food then you are basically just screwed. You're gonna blow up like a balloon and feel all disgusting, and you are going to hate yourself. Man, if some jerk-ass friend of yours has a dinner party and makes some cheesy "burrito bar," just play it cool. Eat a full meal before you go there, so that you aren't tempted by the hugely gassy foods. This way, you can tuck into a cold Bohemia or Negro Modelo and not worry about it reacting with your dinner, requirin' all kinds of suspicious private walks on the driveway.
(He's talking about farting!)
Also, new t-shirts good.