February 21, 2003
Thank you once again, Gawker. Celebrities-Eating.com
is hilarious. It's all embarrassing candid shots of, well, celebrities
eating food, with inappropriate captions. That picture of Lara Flynn
Boyle right there is my favorite. By the end of the game, she'd eaten
nearly 13 kernels and scraped a hole through the bottom of the bucket.
Speaking of sites that risk legal action by providing proof that
celebrities weren't sent down from Heaven, check out Japander.com.
It's made up of nutty Japanese commercials featuring Hollywood
celebrities who don't want their fans over here to know just how low
they'll debase themselves for money. And when you're talking about guys
like Nicolas Cage and Arnold Schwarzenegger, that's saying something.
By the way, when I say they don't want us to know about it, I mean they really don't want us to know about it.