Just reading about the two-hour interview with Michael Jackson that aired in the UK on Monday and will be on 20/20
this Friday. Sounds like there's gonna be way too much brain-quivering
craziness to even know where to start mocking, but this quote stood
out:
Jackson denied having had any alterations to his face
other than two operations on his nose because "it helped me breathe
better so I can hit higher notes." "I am telling you the honest
truth," he said. "I didn't do anything to my face."