Mother, May I Sleep with Treacher?

"Amber" needs "her" latest suitor to rescue her from a marriage commune on an island off the coast of San Diego:

heathenfromhell: when can u gt out of there a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe never. a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am married to six different people. heathenfromhell: how is that possible a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Joseph Rainhorse, Saffron Earthpower, Carl Lumbly, Simon Teacherstone, Ed Begley Jr. and Thomas Greenfoot. a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Six people. heathenfromhell: hmmmmm a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I hate it! heathenfromhell: how did u get there a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad moved in in 1992 when that grunge music was popular. heathenfromhell: ic a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And he took me with him. a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And before I knew it I was married to six old men and drinking kava kava smoothies every weekend. a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have never even seen a movie! heathenfromhell: if you ask me i would say that is not right