"How the hell did AOL ever buy Time Warner in the first
place? Who okayed that? Time Warner is a multimedia conglomerate with
businesses as varied as film, book publishing, magazine publishing, TV,
they own Warner Brothers... AOL is an Internet service that can't control spam!
They're on Version 8, their eighth version, and they still don't seem to
grasp that I need neither my mortgage approved nor my penis enlarged!
[Nebbishy voice] That is a half-truth... I hear penis rates are going
through the roof!" --Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Posted by Jim Treacher at January 31, 2003 02:29 PM