Christmas is just around the corner, if you're reading this 10-odd months from the time I'm writing it. So why not check out this strange, deeply offensive short film featuring Zach Galifianakis as one horny Santa? If you're not too creeped out by it, there's plenty more where that came from.
And come to think of it, if you're reading this 10-odd months from now, it means they haven't destroyed the Internet yet. Ha! Nice try, assholes!