May 31, 2003

Stereolabrat really is God

Here is a typical day in the life of Zack De La Rocha:

10 am: Wake up crying.
11 am: Eat fair-trade tofu cereal, and cry.
12 pm: Lobby in D.C. for some brown people, and cry.
1 pm: Smoke a bong load. Cry. Talk about Che.
2 pm: Free Tibet with one-third of the Beastie Boys. Cry.
3 pm: Sell the entire Rage catalogue to the Matrix movies, revel in the money, then cry.
4 pm: Get new dread extensions.
5 pm: Eat a dick.
6 pm: Cry because he got replaced by a grunge rocker. Write a political manifesto about crying.

I imagine Trent [Reznor]'s day to be similar, except he probably spends a few more hours "hating life" and looking for his dick.

Posted by Jim Treacher at May 31, 2003 10:21 AM
Comments

She scares me, but in that "I feel all tingly and funny" way.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at May 31, 2003 10:34 AM

Thanks for the link. That is some tasty blog.

Posted by: geedis at May 31, 2003 05:28 PM

I think "eat a dick" is Treacher's new favorite phrase.

Posted by: Missy at June 1, 2003 06:19 AM

New?

http://jimtreacher.blogspot.com/2002_03_31_jimtreacher_archive.html#75119767

Posted by: JT at June 1, 2003 08:57 AM