June 01, 2003

Hey! Doug Benson, the guy from the Marijuanalogues who does the movie reviews at BobandDavid.com, just posted a comment on my Matrix rant. (No, he's not a regular reader. I e-mailed him the link because I figured he'd like the phrase "The MILFtrix Re-boner'd.") And I couldn't agree more with his take on the movie. "Who ARE these people?" is right. I had a hard enough time caring about the returning characters, let alone the 50 new ones. They could've at least taken off their sunglasses so I could tell them apart! Or, as Doug put it in his I Love Movies! review: "Note to the Wachowski brothers: Less yappy, more slappy… no nappy."

If you can download I mean legally pay to watch Bill Maher's HBO show, check out the one with the Marijuanalogues. I personally believe that pot is evil*, but pot humor is some funny shit. Well, the Marijuanalogues is, anyway. [Update: You can watch it here without making Jack Valenti cry. Doug's the one in the middle.]

*As explained in my post of October 29, 2002:

Time.com is polling readers on the following question: "Should marijuana be legalized?" I call upon all 37 of my loyal readers to do the right thing and send them a resounding NO. Do you really want the upper-middle-class adolescents of this great nation getting "high" and blowing each other's heads off in a fit of "dope fever"? Do you want some twisted "reefer-brain" feeling up your sweet daughter's private parts at depraved "maryjane" parties? You sure don't, is what!

Remember: If marijuana is legalized, only law-abiding citizens will have marijuana... as well as people who are criminals for other reasons. Think about that one, Mr. & Mrs. One-Puff-Won't-Hurt-Anybody-Dear-God-Where-Am-I-
and-Whose-Blood-Is-This.

(The preceding sponsored by Bud Light. For the great taste that won't fill you up and never lets you down, make it a Bud Light!)

Posted by Jim Treacher at June 1, 2003 12:49 PM
Comments

Reefer Madness is nothing - legalize marijuana all you like - the smoke police will still come after you, at night, to eat your brain.

Posted by: Hoodie Craw at June 1, 2003 02:50 PM

So it's JUST the brain, then? I can live with that.

Posted by: geedis at June 1, 2003 05:14 PM

No, round here they'll "doctor" you too, stop you breedin'.

Posted by: Hoodie Craw at June 1, 2003 08:09 PM

I know that no one asked me, but I like a hooch from time to time. I mean what else is there to live for but a cool buzz and some tasty waves?

Posted by: Dawn at June 2, 2003 09:57 AM