June 02, 2003

Neo Con(tribution)

Hey Keanu, why not throw some of those millions to the real heroes... everybody who sat still until the end of the movie!

Seriously, though, it's really cool that he's sharing the wealth like that. It doesn't seem right that the nerds most responsible for what the audience wants to see (amazing fight scenes that could never happen in real life) get paid a lot less than the two nerds most responsible for what the audience doesn't want to see (couple dozen boring speeches about pseudo-philosophical bullshit).

Dear Wackoffski Brothers,

Why don't you take a break from getting your panty-clad asses whipped by some chick in a black vinyl teddy -- asses you wouldn't even have anymore if the special effects team hadn't totally saved them -- and cut those guys a few checks yourselves?

Signed,
The Moviegoing Public

Posted by Jim Treacher at June 2, 2003 11:08 PM
Comments

While not really a fan of Kenanunanu, from the interviews I've seen I've always gotten the impression that he was a pretty cool dude. Didn't he drop out of acting for a couple years a while back just to play in that shitty band?

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at June 3, 2003 05:27 AM

Yeah, Dogbowl or something like that.

Posted by: JT at June 3, 2003 11:21 AM

Do you think you could come up with some pictures of that girl in the black vinyl teddy?

Just curious...

Posted by: zombyboy at June 3, 2003 01:28 PM