Jim Treacher's Blog That Is on the Internet

Either it's really cold, or that's a vestigal thumb.

That cartoon has boobies like Natalie Appleton's (which are implants).

Jim, you fucker, allow HTML so I can link to topless photos!

http://members.fortunecity.com/oops94/oops_natalie_appleton3110.html

And when I say "fucker," I mean "handsome devil".

Also, why do I only comment when you post about tits or naked people?

That would be something you'd want to take up with your sexual reorientation therapist.

Okay, HTML is allowed!

I think she's lactating and it's feeding time.

You're not into that are, you? Cause I could link to some of that if you want.

Don't look at me like that. all the free porn sites have that stuff!

They're all right, but they're not Bellucci-level headlights. M-o-n-i-c-a B-e-l-l-u-c-c-i spells 'good boobies'.

Yeah, Michele, like you limit yourself to the free ones.

You could always do a search on Kazaa for that stuff. I am told.

Search WinMX for 'Midget in a suitcase'.

I love a man who can get turned on by clip art.

It's a badly drawn collar, calm down.

And now, a gift:

http://surf.to/monica.bellucci

You can thank me later.

This saves a lot of time so you can get right down to "research."

Now Amy, when you say "love"...

He's the man.

Tell your mother to say 'yes, you may'.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did a double take when I saw that pic. Good God, woman, you could have someone's eye out!

I was the one to put it up there with my knowledge of HTML. Mom chose it through some old fashioned clipart site...

Oh, okay. Wait, there are kids reading this? I thought there was Ashcroft software that blocked it or something. Sorry about all the cussing.