Oops! Maybe Keanu isn't giving away his Matrix loot after all. And now he kind of looks like a dick if he doesn't, huh? Well, my bad, falling for it like that. Unless... unless the exposing of the hoax is itself a hoax...
OMG IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN THE COMPUTERS MADE EVERYBODY THINK REALITY WAS REAL WITH THE STEREO PLUGS ALL OVER THEIR BODY
I don't take back what I said about the Wackoffskis, though.
Posted by Jim Treacher at June 6, 2003 10:09 AM