July 17, 2003

Prevent the big "C" by slapping your pee-pee?

That's what Jeff Jarvis is saying, anyway. Whacking it all the time could keep you from getting prostate cancer. So... the more I jack off, the less likely it is that one day I'll have a man's finger, and possibly various larger objects, crammed up my ass? It's like you just can't win.

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 17, 2003 09:37 AM