July 21, 2003

Misc.

So Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is just fine, no problem, but Banzai is terrible, simply terrible, and people are protesting it. How about compromising and changing it to Slant Eye for the Moo Goo Gai? Then would you shut up?

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That one guy on Queer Eye (AKA The Gay-Team, AKA Fag Force Five), the food guy? I think he's my favorite fairy on there. With his black-frame glasses, deep voice, and dry, sardonic wit, he's like a gay Keith Olbermann. If that's not redundant, I don't know. The blonde guy swishes more than a broom factory in a tornado, but he's also the only one that makes me laugh out loud. They just look like they're having fun. How much does it cost to "go gay"?

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Somebody made a donation and wanted the 100 words thing. The donation is much appreciated, but you have to hit the subscription button for the 100 words. The whole point is to get people to subscribe. I even put that part in boldface. Plus, you need to give me a topic.

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Seems like a moot point... pretty soon nobody will be able to get on a plane, what with the sky falling and all.

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Looks like somebody's been reading my fan-fic! That Batman mini-movie is pretty good, but this one is better. (If that first link isn't working, try here or here.)

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I keep meaning to link to the Acid Keg strip from the week after the one I helped out on. The guest star the following week was Model Michelle. (Her name is Michelle, and she is a model.) It's not up to me to say which one is funnier, but she looks somewhat better without clothing than I do. Or with clothing, for that matter.

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Well, back to the want ads...

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 21, 2003 09:45 AM