July 22, 2003

Treach-Whore*: Firsties

Katie Maybe Katherine Hall wants me to write about: "DELAWARE."

Delaware was the first state as far as being one of the United States. Kind of like lunchtime at Pizza Hut, when they have the all-you-can-eat buffet, and there's always one guy who has to jump out of his booth and run up there and push people out of his way, like Pizza Hut is going to run out of pepperoni or something? Or the guy who tailgates you and then zooms by you on the right, all impatient, just so he can be the first one to the red light? "Wow, you did it, dude!" That's Delaware, basically, except in terms of statehood. So congratulations to Delaware on being the very first state. We're all really impressed!

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 22, 2003 07:55 AM