July 26, 2003

I'd be willing to go as old as 23

"The Internet reflects the world because, like the world, it's an anonymous, lonely place filled with gossip and half-truths, and the only way to get away from all the depressing news is to find photos of an 18-year-old college girl and masturbate like a lab monkey."
--Jim Norton, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 26, 2003 12:18 AM