July 30, 2003

Wait, which one was the straight guy?

On last night's Queer Eye, the straight dude was prettier than any of the gay dudes (prettier than his girlfriend, even), he really liked the pink tuxedo jacket they picked out for him, he put his fingertips to his chest and gasped "Oh my Gawd!" when he saw how they fixed up his bedroom, and I'm pretty sure he was the only one to use the word "fabulous." If the six of them were in a lineup and you had to pick the straight guy, he wouldn't be it, is all I'm saying.

Hey, that might be a fun contest on Banzai. "The Sensational Straight-Man/Sissy-Man Sniffout! Which one make pole for lady? This one? Does he squeeze boobie or bite pillow? This one? He look kind of light in loafers, hmm? Which chap chokes own chicken but nobody else's? Place your bets NOWWWW!!"

Well, looks like I'll be cancelling the cable this week, so I guess now I'll have to start reading books or something.

Posted by Jim Treacher at July 30, 2003 10:48 AM