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According to Boing Boing, McDonald's is testing robotic burger-flippers and automated kiosks for ordering. Eventually they'll automate the whole process until humans become unnecessary at any point. An assembly line of efficient machines will slaughter the cows, grind them into burgers, fry them up, top them and put them on buns, chemically convert them into puddles of pickle-scented diarrhea that are then squirted directly into the toilet, and hurl trash cans through the windows to protest Western imperialism.

I'll continue to avoid their vile swill, although apparently their salads are okay.

(Thanks to Parrott for the Photoshop magic)

Posted by Jim Treacher at August 1, 2003 08:19 AM