August 07, 2003

Sometimes it's worth the extra $15 a month

'Armless Child Embraces Life'

That's the sort of job I need to find: headline writer. Just think of the other possibilities...

Sightless Boy Keeps Eyes on Prize
Legless Youth Walks New Path
Brain-Trauma Survivor Uses His Head
Genital Amputee Having a Ball
Etc.

Posted by Jim Treacher at August 7, 2003 01:22 PM