August 23, 2003

Treach-Whore*: 2, 4, 6, 8, Tell Us Who We're S'posed to Hate

Jackie at Au Currant wants me to write about: "High school."

High school is the place where you learn the rules that will apply for the rest of your life: Might makes right, humans form herds just like any other animal, rumors will beat facts every time, pretty people can get away with anything, etc. Somebody should come out with a line of Blogosphere High School clothing, but then, "Blogosphere High School" is kind of redundant. If Hollywood is high school with money, blogs are high school with hyperlinks.

Of course, I was such a huge nerd that the captain of the Chess Club gave me a wedgie and stuffed me into my locker. But I'm not bitter...

Posted by Jim Treacher at August 23, 2003 10:31 AM