I need to raise $13,456.50 immediately.
Speaking of begging for scraps, Chris Onstad has been reduced to my level (scroll down past the cartoon, on the left). Except he's actually providing a service, so help the guy out. Also, check out the item on the right, about the fellow who wrote and directed Cabin Fever, in theaters nowtomorrow. Turns out he's a huge Achewood fan! Come on, Hollywood.