With the news that Welsh grampa-hugger Catherine Zeta-Jones is threatening to sue anybody who publishes claims that she's on Atkins, it might be fun to test just how determined she is to distance herself from the low-carb, meat-rich diet. From here on out, let's all refer to her as Catherine Plate-o-Bones. Let me know how it goes.
Posted by Jim Treacher at November 11, 2003 10:51 AM