November 22, 2003

And all this time we thought he was trying to look like Diana Ross

Ever since he played the Scarecrow in The Wiz, Mike has had to settle for being second best. That ends today!

See, the idea is that Michael Jackson has turned into Ray Bolger in The Wizard of Oz, except with more child molesting

(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain")

If a dev'lish prosecutor
And nerds at their computers
Are causin' you some pain
Just think back to days so jolly
Cozy spoonin' with Macaulay
When you sorta had a brain

On your habits they've been dwellin'
Your records ain't been sellin'
You're not the one to blame
You could teach 'em 'bout the Jew shit
That's kept you from movin' units
If you only had a brain

Oh, you could tell 'em how
You grew into your nose
How the kiddies share your bed in all their clothes
With almost no fellatios

Though they call you weird and creepy
No need for feelin' weepy
As things go down the drain
If it's prison where you're goin'
Think of Webster as you're blowin'
Out that thing you call a brain

(Another theory)
(And another)

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 22, 2003 11:54 AM


*michele made me read that :)

Posted by: ratty at November 22, 2003 02:10 PM

Ah! I'm blind!

Posted by: Kat at November 22, 2003 03:18 PM

thanx 4 da link
drinky da drink

Posted by: betty at November 22, 2003 03:41 PM

For slower people like me, I recommend you putting up there: "Sung to the tune of 'If I only had a brain'...". It took me 20 minutes, but I finally got it! :0)

Posted by: -=e=- at November 22, 2003 06:43 PM

Welllllll... okay.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 22, 2003 10:45 PM

Fricking hilarious!

Posted by: Greeblie at November 23, 2003 06:39 PM