December 12, 2003

'Tis the Season to Be Blegging

Haven't done it in quite a while, and I doubt it'll have much effect, but why not:

PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MONEY! DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE? DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HAVE TO GIVE MY WHOLE FAMILY A BOX OF RAISINETS FOR CHRISTMAS?!? LOOK AT LITTLE JANIE THERE, MY YOUNGEST! SHE'S CRYING! SHE'S CRYING BECAUSE DADDY CAN'T LEARN NOT TO DRINK OPENLY AT WORK AND NOW SHE ISN'T GETTING A DOLLY! PAYPAL OR AMAZON, IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST GIVE ME SOME DAMN MONEY! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Ahem. Okay, it's out of my system now.

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 12, 2003 09:59 AM