December 14, 2003
Cool. I honestly thought Saddam was dead. Glad I was wrong. It's too bad they couldn't have followed my plan for bringing him out of his hole in the ground, but oh well.
And check out the pictures. He looks a little embarrassed, doesn't he? "Oh dear, is the visible portion of my face red!" Oh oh oh, how about this: Looks like he could really use a BATH PARTY! Get it?
Well, one-time fan-fave Puce is here, bugging me to let him post something (I keep him chained up in the backyard, but he keeps picking the locks), and I'm not big on posting on Sundays anyway, so I think I'll turn things over to him. My apologies in advance, folks.
Posted by Jim Treacher at December 14, 2003 11:00 AM
I think they need to get an exhumation order for the grave of Jack Elam immediately.
I`m thinking Fidel Castro, and I heart Puce too.
Saw this Trackbacked over at Metafilter, thought I'd stop in, and I gotta admit that Puce is quite talented at snagging eyeballs.
and snaging TRUETH!!!!!!!!!!
I sometimes, due to extensive exposure to Puce, find myself speaking Puce-talk. For example, at the supermarket earlier, a shelf-stacker wasn't able to tell me where the dijon mustard was located. "Cant see tham!" I fumed. "Hallo ware our they?!?!?!"
Fucker called security.