December 30, 2003

They're Tied

Saddam and Janeane. Right this minute, they're tied for first place in my latest poll. Please write your own joke in the comments.

Posted by Jim Treacher at December 30, 2003 10:54 AM

No jokes here, but Saddam will always be number one in my heart.

Posted by: Jackie D at December 30, 2003 12:53 PM

Whoa dude.You're aleady in bad at Fame Tracker,that pit of politicaly correct pop culture fascism.If any of those storm troopers follows the link you posted there and see's a poll dissing the Sainted Janeane,they might be roused from contemplating gay sex between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom long enough to hunt you down.

Thou art a braver soul than I,dear Treacher.

Posted by: wazzup at December 30, 2003 01:21 PM

Johnny Depp and Orlanda Bloom would make one pretty baby.

Posted by: michele at December 30, 2003 01:59 PM



Posted by: betty at December 30, 2003 02:17 PM

Michelle,they might very well,but since the reference was to Orland"O" Bloom,rather than Orland"A" Bloom,I wouldn't bet any spare change on the event.

Even if it is Hollywood.

Posted by: M at December 30, 2003 04:42 PM

I like Orlanda better. He looks more like an Orlanda.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 30, 2003 07:35 PM

The mere fact that the fascist fantasy of the torture of beloved and brave truth-teller Janene Garofalo is popular is a sick indicator of the chill wind blowing through Ashcroft's Amerikkka! You Rethuglicans should be ashamed of your illiterate cowboy monkey selves!

Plus, "Indy Jones 4" totally rocked the hizzouse!

Posted by: Sean M. at December 30, 2003 07:56 PM

If you had included that "Maybe those kids deserved to be in jail" post, maybe you wouldn't have this problem. And you wouldn't have to deal with any gay-sex-obsessed Fame Tracker people.

And Indy Jones 4 rocked pretty hard too. I might even film it myself in your honor and name the hero after you. He'll be "Wherever the Hell I'm From" Jim. Or "Whatever the Hell My Dog's Name Was" Jim. And I'd add ninjas.

Posted by: scott h. at December 30, 2003 08:14 PM

Jesus. So that's what Return of the King was missing. Ninjas. I knew something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

Oh yeah -- Saddam and the Unicorn, hands down. I even waive the ninjas.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 30, 2003 09:49 PM

Well, I'm just sick, SICK, that the Lunch Poll was not included. I would've voted for that.

Anyhow, Janeane's determination to be the turd in the punch bowl of America's triumphalism over ending Saddam's brutal reign could be a step up from her previous incarnation as a turd in a puke bowl.

Posted by: Brian Jones at December 31, 2003 06:18 AM

That was all the way back in '02, Brian, but since you showed an interest...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at December 31, 2003 11:18 AM