January 08, 2004

Whole Lotto Lies

Yep! That petty criminal in Cleveland just admitted she made up the whole "lost lottery ticket" thing. Duh. Although I figured she'd be dumb enough to hold out a little longer.

Sheldon Starke is a great name for a lawyer, don't you think? I'm seeing Martin Short in the inevitable TV-movie.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 8, 2004 12:11 PM