January 09, 2004

"Brain"storming with my buddy Kevin Parrott, who did most of the work on that fake anti-war poster we did for that one contest that one time

Me: All this Bush = Hitler hubbub at MoveOn.org... Damn, I wish we'd tried to do a video for that contest. We could have come up with something a lot more offensive than those two amateurs did.

Kevin: Oh, no shit. I'm thinking Bush laughing and eating Iraqi baby brains for breakfast, followed by a soak in a hot tub filled with crude oil.

M: The fork he's using to eat the baby brains, instead of regular tines, it has little swastikas.

K: And instead of a rubber duck in the hot tub, he has an Osama Bin Laden doll which he hugs and kisses like a little girl hugging a baby doll.

M: "I wuv woo, 'Sahmmy!"

K: The Osama Doll is dressed like Mrs. Beasley.

M: Moby is so inspired by our entry, he writes a song about it on his next album. The song is called "Action Alert."

K: Our theme song for the commercial is called "Bloody, Fascist People" set to the tune of "Shiny, Happy People." Margaret Cho sings along in character as her mother, in pidgin English.

Posted by Jim Treacher at January 9, 2004 06:17 AM
Comments

Reading that again, I'm disturbed by the fact that I actually know who Mrs. Beasley is.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at January 9, 2004 07:53 AM

Throw a Jew in there somewhere and you're set.

Posted by: scott h. at January 9, 2004 11:11 AM

Oh, and don't forget, the "SS" in the Nazis' "SS" is short for a German phrase that translates into "Homeland Security."

Posted by: Brian Jones at January 9, 2004 11:43 AM

Throw a Jew in there somewhere and you're set.

The Jew is dressed in butler's clothes, bears a strong resemblance to Ariel Sharon, and serves Bush his platter of Iraqi baby brains.

The platter is embossed with a Star of David.

I'm disturbed that I got Kevin's Mrs. Beasley reference.

Posted by: ilyka at January 9, 2004 01:43 PM

Wow, I did a Google on Mrs. Beasley.
http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-327614001.jsp

I feel sorry for your parents, guys. To think, when you were born, that they dreamed of you becoming president, or a top lawyer, or finding the cure for cancer.

But this?

SMG

Posted by: SteveMG at January 11, 2004 07:22 PM

"I feel sorry for your parents, guys."

My real parents? You know who they are? Did they say anything about me?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 11, 2004 07:46 PM

I think my parents just dreamed I wouldn't drink myself to death like everyone else in the family.

Someday I hope to make that dream a reality.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at January 11, 2004 09:02 PM

Iowahawk is way ahead of you . . .

Posted by: Yehudit at January 11, 2004 09:04 PM

"Iowahawk is way ahead of you . . ."

Funny stuff!

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 11, 2004 09:12 PM

Dammit, we can't have the Jew be a servant! We should see him just for a moment when the handheld camera "accidentally" pans up and he's controlling Bush with one of those marionette thingies, which should be shaped like a Star of David instead of a cross just in case the yarmulke and the giant hook nose are too subtle for the flyover-country hicks we're aiming this ad at.

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at January 12, 2004 03:19 AM

You've got to throw in something about Bush throwing table scraps of the baby brains to his appreciative poodle, Tony Blair, who yips and squeals with delight.

Posted by: Sean M. at January 12, 2004 04:45 PM