One thing I think we can all agree on, though, is that Mike Ditka should not be selling dong pills. Try out this sentence, Levitra customers: "Ditka gave me a boner." Go ahead, just say it out loud. Straight, gay, or otherwise, I defy you to maintain tumescence with that sentence in your head, no matter how many wang tablets you pop.
P.S. Take that, Janet!
Posted by Jim Treacher at February 2, 2004 07:45 AM