The guy who's all funny and wacky and fat and skinny and fat and skinny: Well, I guess this is it!
The tall guy with the face problem: Yep. This is... yep.
Courtney Cox: God, I'm so hungry.
The super-stupid guy: Pancakes. I want pancakes. Pancakes.
Jennifer Aniston: Pancakes could be good. I'm married to Brad Pitt in real life.
The ugly blonde lady who was in those Billy Crystal movies: HAIL SATAN!!! [Whips out six-shot revolver and shoots them all in the head, then herself]