July 02, 2004
Too bad there's not a gay pornstar named Ryan Jax to complete the triad (Or maybe there is? I haven't been keeping up with that hobby)
I guess I'm a little late to the party on this, but has anybody else noticed the connection? Jack Ryan? Sex scandal! Guy who once played a character named "Jack Ryan"? Sex scandal!
Coincidence? I might have thought so before I saw F9/11, but now I'm a lot smarter than that. It's obviously a plot to discredit both the left and the right at the same time by pointing out what they and their loved ones/new friends/hired help do with their potty-parts. And do you know who would have the most to gain from such tactics?
Seriously, do you? Because that's the part I can't figure out. (Nader? Does he even know what sex is?) But it's totally a conspiracy.
P.S. Daniel Frank writes:
Who's behind it, you ask? You saw F9/11 and you need to ask who's behind it? Hello?!?!?Bushitler!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
I considered that, but doesn't it seem a little too obvious? That's what they want you to think! Nevermind who "they" are right now, just trust me on this. (Also, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "Bu$hitler.")
Posted by Jim Treacher at July 2, 2004 08:22 AM