September 08, 2004

Wow, I guess he was really inspired by that Ron Jeremy tape*

"Clinton Breathing on Own After Surgery"

(Link via Radosh)

*Ron Jeremy is a porn star who is infamous for his nearly 11-inch penis and his commensurate ability to perform autofellatio. Former President Bill Clinton is well-known for his keen interest in ejaculating on things at the office. The idea of the joke is that this Associated Press headline is reporting on a penile enhancement surgery that will allow Clinton to "breathe on his own (penis)" in the manner of Mr. Jeremy, thereby reducing Clinton's risk of repeating his past indiscretions. In reality, Clinton has had a quadruple bypass and is now, one day later, able to breathe without the aid of a respirator. The staff of MMISWT wish President Clinton a speedy recovery.

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 8, 2004 12:14 AM