September 16, 2004

Sometimes you need to spend a sleepless night in front of the music channels trying to figure out that these guys are saying to you

Switchfoot
Jesus said don't wash my hair

The Killers
Simon LeBon changed my diapers

Green Day
Let us check with our lawyers if it's okay for you to download our "America sucks" anthem off WinMX

Scissor Sisters
Why do you like this even though you think all homos should burn in the hot place like all good Bushies are supposed to believe

Beastie Boys
"Boys?" Nuhhh (Although we wrote some funny stuff for the CC track)

Black Eyed Peas
The mixed chick with the abs will have her own solo career underway before we're even done promoting this CD

Linkin Park
NO

Jamie Cullum
I don't hate this what's going on

And:
Why is Alec Baldwin doing voiceovers for a music channel instead of overthrowing the fucking government, that fat slob[question mark]

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 16, 2004 02:39 AM