Cecilia wants me to write about: "Why is there Deborah Norville?"
This question has perplexed Mankind since the dawn of time. Norville was known among the ancient Aztecs as "Goldenhair Priestess Whose Gaze Withers All It Touches." The Magyars believed her to be a soul-sapping demoness and brewed a concoction, roughly translated as "The Bane of the Empty Smile," to ward off the noted personality. More recently, Confederate General Cullen Alpheus Barksdale, in the heat of battle, was often heard to bellow, "Do you want to live forever, men? Just look what it's done to Norville!"
To state it simply, there is and can be no answer. There is only Norville. We all may but endure.
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Posted by Jim Treacher at September 23, 2004 06:46 AM