September 28, 2004

Dear Mr. Soros:

It is my understanding that you have a lot of money and you want to help the President be a different man this time. My friend says you are paying bloggers like The Atrium Man and Tha Oh-Dogggg to type things that will help you have a new President. I think this is a good idea. You are also buying blog ads on sites like Ken Layne, which is also good because it will help him pay the medical bills from his recent head injury. I hope you will buy an ad on my site too. I have been having lots of traffic lately, more per day than in like the past year, and I even got to be on TV sort of. So if you wanted to buy an ad so people who read my blog will make the man you want to be President be President, I would spend the money.

Thank you,
James F. Treacher

P.S. Do you know Doug Soros? I went to school with him but I am not sure if he is related to you. I bet if he is he will get a lot of money! Ha ha, okay.

Posted by Jim Treacher at September 28, 2004 09:38 PM