I've been pretty busy with the novel lately, and pulling a lot of shifts at Arby's, so I'm not able to spend as much time providing free Internet content as I'd like. Plus, with Puce going AWAL, er, AWOL, there's nobody to pick up the slack. So I've been in discussions with several candidates about helping out around here. After some deliberation, I've settled on one who I really think is going to make an impact.
My regular readers will know him from his correspondence with me over the past few weeks, and for his many thoughtful witticisms in the comments. He's a bit more to the right than me on domestic issues, but I figure that's a good counterbalance for Puce. Assuming Puce ever actually... no, no, I'm not going to think about that right now.
Anyway! It might seem like a leap of faith, but sometimes you can just feel a deep inner connection with another person. Somehow you know it's right. So in that spirit, I'd like you all to extend a warm welcome to the newest member of the MMISwT family: Mr. Earl Wayne Munson, AKA... Captain Americrunch.
Take it away, Crunch!
P.S. Apropos of nothing: Kevin Parrott hasn't been posting thousands of words lately, but sometimes one picture is all it takes.
Note: I kept this post on top for most of the day, just to ease everybody in.
Posted by Jim Treacher at October 18, 2004 11:58 PMWelcome to Treacherville Capt. Crunch. Any thoughts for us on Mary Cheney, her lesbian outreach for Coors Brewing, or how her desire to deviate from scriptural admonitions about the proper use of orifices might affect the GOP redmeat eaters in swing states like Colorado, Arizono, Virginia, and Arkansas?
Posted by: John F. Ronan, U. of Florida, 4008 Turlington Hall, Gainesville, FL 32611, (352) 392-6650 at October 18, 2004 07:52 AMNovel and Arby's taking up lots of time, Treach? Does this mean you've given up acting, of have you just instructed your agent not to call you with anything not coming from Spielberg?
I trust you humanitarian and charity work continues apace.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at October 18, 2004 12:30 PMJim, that guy's posts are just really offensive (sorry(but true). You should relly should watch who you're hand over hte key's to you're blog More carefully. This guy is irresponsible hate speach(with NO redeaming qualities) going to ruin yo're blog's reputation. Is he mental or something(no offense)(just that he seems mental).
To Captiain Americrunch (if that is your real),
1)Most people who harber homophobic feeling's are relly secretly have homosexual thoughts themself's (overcome). Do you have comment about that? (<-Not homoephobic baiting here/Just trying to get Capt. Americaunch to open up(explore hsi REAL feeling's)(which would be healthy/enjoyable.)
2) Also does it feel good to of contributed to the political climate which allowed a wrong war (The Iraq War) to take place? If so(and/or if not) how do you sleep?
Posted by: iraqwarwrong at October 18, 2004 03:34 PMI usually pound a whole mess of beers about two or 3 hours before bed and and then Im out like a light. Also you are a fucken butt plow.
Posted by: Capt. Americrunch at October 18, 2004 04:11 PMiraqwarwrong, I can't believe you would impune crunch's hetero cred, he's said many times that he get's boners and bones girls with them.
Posted by: unkovert at October 18, 2004 04:30 PMIf I wanted to read stupid illiterate ignorant prose of the sort that Mr. Earl Wayne Munson produces, I'd write my own blog. So goodbye, Treacher.
Posted by: David D at October 19, 2004 03:36 PM