October 20, 2004

Various things that I typed

Jon Stewart Visits Emeril Live: "You Are Hurting Food"

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Les Ketchum needs MORE LITHIUM!!

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We all know how hilarious it is to suffix every fortune-cookie saying with "...in bed." I propose a similar but perhaps more brain-teasing game, involving TV show titles and the phrase "...is whoever watches this crap without getting paid for it." So far I have The Biggest Loser. Any other suggestions?

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Is Jon Stewart the Posh Spice of Crossfire?

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Hey, did they ever find out what the deal was with those MS Word documents from 1973? Are we still waiting to hear back from Marty McFly on that?

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Still no word from Puce. I should probably... is there somebody I should be calling? The neighbors have actually started smiling and waving and making eye contact, so that's a plus.

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 20, 2004 07:31 AM
Comments

I dunno, it doesn't always work. "The Next Great Champ" "...is whoever watches this crap without getting paid for it."

Posted by: PatrickH at October 20, 2004 07:53 AM

Someone or something has been rooting through my garbage this week. Can you describe Puce, though without using the letter "e"?

Posted by: albo at October 20, 2004 09:19 AM

It does occasionally work, though. Lost... is whoever watches this crap without getting paid for it. The diction is Yodaish, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Matt Moore at October 20, 2004 09:47 AM

John Steward has shown that he is the Moe of Crossfire. Tucker Carlson is Larry.

I can't figure out which Stooge Begala is--Shemp or Curly Joe.

Does Crunchauer have any thoughts? (On Stooge-identity,I mean.)

Posted by: Beryl Gray at October 20, 2004 01:20 PM

There all Jews so take your pick.

Posted by: Capt. Americrunch at October 20, 2004 04:46 PM