October 26, 2004

Been putting off donating to your favorite blogger? Or even to me?

What better time than right this very minute? If Bush is reelected, you won't ever have any money anymore ever again because Halliburton. Don't you want to help make the world a better place with that $10 bill (suggested) while you still remember what it looks like? And if Kerry's elected, you'll be spending all your money on hangover cures and various ointments & medications for your election-night-nookie STDs. Not to mention the bill for the roof after you tear it off the sucker!

Although come to think of it, we won't even need money anymore if Kerry wins, because everybody will just share everything and get along forever. SO GET RID OF IT NOW!!!

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 26, 2004 01:39 PM