October 29, 2004

Demographics They Haven't Represented Yet in Those Emerald Nuts Ads

Exhumed Nonagenarians
Embryonic Novelties
Earnest Neonazis
Edwardian Nun-rapists
Endomorphic Ninjas
Eviscerated Nerds
Eminemesque Ninnies
Edward Norton
Elfin Narcs
Exhausted Nonentities

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 29, 2004 07:00 AM
Comments

Ebolated Nigerians

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at October 29, 2004 09:15 AM

ergonomic nuresis

Posted by: katie at October 29, 2004 09:49 AM

Excommunicated Nuns

Earnest Neoconservatives

Posted by: jeremy in NYC at October 29, 2004 10:00 AM

Glad I'm not the only one who has given this deep thought.

Posted by: michele at October 29, 2004 10:54 AM

Erotic Nonagenarians

Enervated Neptunians

Excommunicated Ninjas

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2004 11:18 AM

Crap, jeremy used "excommunicated".

Okay, Erratic Ninjas.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2004 11:19 AM

Eggstealen Negroes

[Edited by management. Watch it, Crunch. -- Jim]

Posted by: Capt. Americrunch at October 29, 2004 12:19 PM

I reviewed every ad that aired in the most recent Super Bowl, and to this day I still get occasional hits from people who Google "Encouraging Norwegians." I love it! Though I don't eat the nuts.

Posted by: Floyd McWilliams at October 29, 2004 06:14 PM

Egalitarian Navel-Gazers

Enlarged Nickles

Erotic Nightmares

Posted by: Jason at October 29, 2004 10:24 PM

If any women send you pics then that would be like saying they thought themselves to be attractive since that is what you asked for. And that would be bragging. Or it could be a sad illusion of themselves. And wouldn't it have to be a picture of them laughing since that is what you inspire?
Also, I don't understand what the google news thing is. They link you or something? Or is it ads?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 31, 2004 06:20 PM