Okay, seriously, why did Bin Laden finally decide to show the world he's not a puddle-with-a-beard in the rubble of some cave? It's been so long since he's released anything, all his fans have been like, "Yo, man, you need to get back in the studio, dawg."
Well, you have to look at the facts. I don't want to say he's the type to hold a grudge, but he really didn't like the way Eminem dissed him in that "Without Me" video back in '02. So then he sees this new "Mosh" video... "You call that a Bush Sucks rant, infidel? Let Osama show you how it is done. Get the camera, Abdul. I do not care, get the camera!"
If you haven't seen "Mosh," you can download the Bittorrent in less time than it takes to watch it. AKA Forever. I don't THINK I can TAKE a whole FIVE minutes OF that caDENCE that he DOES he just NEVer stops AND it's disTRACTing from WHAT his messAGE is nameLY that black HOODies look COOL when they're PULLED up oh SHUT up.
At least now we can look forward to another ICP answer rap. Let me get you started, boys: "Everybody knew that you didn't like bush/Who has time for that when you take it in the tush!" Over to you, Violent Jay.Posted by Jim Treacher at October 30, 2004 08:00 AM