October 30, 2004

Notorious O.B.L. Delivers Answer Rap

Okay, seriously, why did Bin Laden finally decide to show the world he's not a puddle-with-a-beard in the rubble of some cave? It's been so long since he's released anything, all his fans have been like, "Yo, man, you need to get back in the studio, dawg."

slim_laden.jpgWell, you have to look at the facts. I don't want to say he's the type to hold a grudge, but he really didn't like the way Eminem dissed him in that "Without Me" video back in '02. So then he sees this new "Mosh" video... "You call that a Bush Sucks rant, infidel? Let Osama show you how it is done. Get the camera, Abdul. I do not care, get the camera!"

If you haven't seen "Mosh," you can download the Bittorrent in less time than it takes to watch it. AKA Forever. I don't THINK I can TAKE a whole FIVE minutes OF that caDENCE that he DOES he just NEVer stops AND it's disTRACTing from WHAT his messAGE is nameLY that black HOODies look COOL when they're PULLED up oh SHUT up.

At least now we can look forward to another ICP answer rap. Let me get you started, boys: "Everybody knew that you didn't like bush/Who has time for that when you take it in the tush!" Over to you, Violent Jay.

P.S. Feud update. (With lyrics!)

Posted by Jim Treacher at October 30, 2004 08:00 AM
Comments

Whoa, that ICP thing makes the worst Weird Al song look like an especially clever Blackadder episode.

And hey, the Mosh video looks cool, and since I'm not going to rely on Marshall Mathers as a political role model, I can just watch it again with the sound off.

Posted by: Sam at October 30, 2004 03:31 PM

Wow! That did take less time to download than to watch!

Chris Rock did a funny bit that black artists should never get into feuds with Eminem since his stuff is on rap stations, rock stations, country stations, but your reply will be on Power102.

Eminem is gonna be on SNL tonight. Wonder if he's gonna do a Ashlee Simpson bit.

Posted by: Captain Spaulding at October 30, 2004 08:33 PM

Man, Treacher, that's five minutes of my life that I'll never get back. Thanks a lot!

Posted by: Sean M. at October 30, 2004 10:27 PM