November 02, 2004

Today is the day people are making their voices heard on the most important issue of our time:

Just exactly how much do I suck?

P.S. Don't be hatin'. I think the reaction is pretty funny, myself, so just relax. There's plenty of stress to go around already without adding to it.

P.P.S. Two clarifications: 1. That was on the OpinionJournal site, not in the pages of the WSJ itself. I hope nobody else bought the paper yesterday looking for it. (That thing is heavy! And kind of boring.) 2. If you use a celebrity's name in a joke, it means the joke is about that celebrity and nothing else. There is no other possibility.

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 2, 2004 06:34 AM