November 04, 2004

"More people voted for Kerry than Reagan"

This, according to that one heavyset guy with the baseball hat and the documentary that was going to cost somebody the election. (And maybe it did. (The documentary, not the hat. (Although the hat, not such a big help either.))) I'm just trying to figure out... so... Kerry is more vital than any other corpse? Is that it? Is it some kind of veiled Frankenstein joke?

That would fit the whole Universal Monsters motif. Bush is Dracula, after all. I guess that would make Nader the Wolf Man. Every full moon, he undergoes a remarkable transformation into someone interesting. Nah, too far-fetched. The Mummy? That might work, as long as his wrappings are made of durable, environment-friendly hemp.

Anyway. I'll look around and see if I can find some video of Reagan's concession speech. You just knew if you waited long enough...

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 4, 2004 11:58 PM