Michael was talking about all the rending of garments over the Zombie Hordes of Theo-cons. As he put it:
The crazies are taking over is a lot easier to swallow than we fucked up and lost.
And I was like:
It's kind of fitting that the Dawn of the Dead DVD came out right in time for the election. Every time I see that county-by-county map, I think of the fake DotD newscast, and the map with the zombie outbreak spreading by the hour. Within a day, the whole country is overrun except for a few pockets of resistance, and the newscasters are reeling. Sound familiar?If this election has you in mourning, folks, pick up that DVD and be comforted. Go, Blue States! You are the only thing saving humanity from the mindless zombie hordes. They're ugly, they dress horribly, they can't be reasoned with, and they eat everything in their path. Head shots! It's the only way.
All this talk of monsters. Must be the leftover Halloween candy. Plus, yes, the monster in the White House, etc.
Posted by Jim Treacher at November 5, 2004 01:44 AM