November 05, 2004

Get Your God On

David "Get Your War On" Rees writes:

CAMPAIGN 2004

Fo' More Years
Ten reasons I'm voting for you, Mr. George W. Bush.

BY DIM PREACHER
Monday, November 1, 2004 12:01 a.m. EST

1. Jesus told me to.
2. Jesus told me to.
3. Jesus told me to.
4. Jesus told me to.
5. Jesus told me to.
6. Jesus told me to.
7. Jesus told me to.
8. Jesus told me to.
9. Jesus told me to.
10. Jesus told me to.

This is why he gets the big bucks, folks! (Click here for the original, which he's obviously improved upon.)

Well, I definitely see what he's saying, but I wouldn't worry about it too much, you guys. By the time we've all been forcibly converted to Christianity, and anyone who dares to speak out has been drafted, skullchip-implanted, and sent down to Guantanamo to operate and maintain the queer-shredders running 24 hours a day, In Accordance With Rove™... Bush will have destroyed the world anyway. Let's party!

P.S. "Dim Preacher," hmmm... I smell a great new merchandising opportunity.

Posted by Jim Treacher at November 5, 2004 09:33 AM