Please stop e-mailing me, because I did not abuse that kid. Americans use toilets, and they use them every single time they have to go. You can't learn, you sleep outside. I don't even know why I'm trying to explain myself to you people. You weren't there. Hey, if that old hag has any better luck training him than I did, good for her. I did the best I could. What, you don't have a phone book in your house? You've never accidentally dropped it on somebody 40 or 50 times? Please.
Posted by Jim Treacher at November 8, 2004 01:18 PM