What would be the quickest route between NY and LA without violating Jesusland airspace? How long would that flight be? Maybe Letterman and Conan could start doing satellite interviews instead. You've got those satellites up there, right? May as well get some use out of them. Although... I guess the only thing you'd really have to worry about is a bunch of rednecks standing on the roofs of their barns waving their shotguns at "them dag-blasted Yankee flyin' machines." Never mind.
P.S. Here at MMISwT, have you noticed a certain lack of links to, or credulity about, that Red/Blue map? Can you draw any conclusions from that? Here's one possibility: I don't think it really means that much, unless we're going to start deciding our elections in terms of sheer surface area.
Posted by Jim Treacher at November 12, 2004 07:20 AM