Um, it's "Sorry, Everybody," not "SARS, Everybody." But thanks! *** "Investigators were able to trace the origin of the Lucky Charms Riot of 2005 back to this Internet post." *** Mea like-a! *** Gelukwensen! Vous können Sie zu scriva le parole a macchina en un traductor del Internet. *** I hope there is, man, because I don't want to go to my grave without seeing your Flock of Seagulls cover band. *** Not pictured: Empty box of Almaden, half-empty pack of "D" cells. *** (Actual size.) *** Next time, either a smaller sign or better cropping. Okay? Thanks! *** The important thing is that you did your best, s... sir? Ma'am? *** Is this where "The Color Purple" came from? *** Why do librarians hate him? Late fees? What was he doing with books anyway? *** That would be a cool band name. *** Why not? You've already got the right haircut and facial expression. *** How about right this second? *** Let me guess... prom night? *** Reading is fundamental, true, but I really don't think it could have fixed your hair. *** Dude, just think how your parents must feel. *** Why, are you moving to Korea? *** Keep looking at me like that and I just might! *** Just how much does it cost to ship a baby's head up north? *** There sure are a lot of messages from you Austrians. Well, I guess you'd know, wouldn't you. *** An hour later he was hungry... for Tim Hortons. *** No, that's just what you guys are acting like. *** If you're really sorry, you'll undo that bow. *** Okay, this one is just completely wrong. Good luck in life, kid, and learn to say no to your parents.
Posted by Jim Treacher at November 13, 2004 10:08 AM
